The Bing Bang Theory of a Yoghurt

The theory of relativity presupposes the absence of time in a spatial continuum. Say its full presence as an independent fourth dimension. Though the fourth dimension Stephen Hawking says can be imagined in their heads by just a few physicists (I think there’re 4) of all the scientists involved in the matter.

Today having evolved the theory of relativity is kinda «brushed thoughts of Einstein». It has given rise to research in physics and astronomy. By measuring the speed of light and examining the particles that obey Newton’s laws scientists have identified the chemical composition of supernova stars fading and creating black holes instead. An important contribution to the knowledge of Everything is the study of gravity and experimental data on the relationship between gravity and time. Physicists say that next to bodies of heavy mass time slows down. That is why the Time according to proponents of this theory is relative.

Development of the theory of relativity made people understand where it all came from and gives us food for thought about what’s going to happen next. The existence of the ether (it’s one that we hear in the radio receiver when looking for a musical wave) was experimentally proven within its framework as a consequence of the Universe cooling down after the Big Bang. And the Big Bang itself marked the birth and evolution of the Universe which had been existing in the substance of infinite density and temperature long before in the so-called cosmic singularity.

Like a trickle of melting water all the thoughts and opinions of different physicists from all over the world over hundred years since the publication of Einstein in 1916 (the first work on the theory of relativity) had flown into one big science course — The Big Bang Theory which now combines the delta of physical processes the smallest and the largest ones under the line of one denominator.

Later calculations of gravity within the physical laws accompanied with molecular modeling had allowed us to make a big explosion of yogurt. The international team of experimentalists’ task was to blow up the cake with yogurt. Namely we had to prepare the ’consequences of explosion’ in the space of Earth time equaled to two weeks.

Directed by Steve Downer in Milan the special effects team prepared a yogurt substance as well as helium and hydrogen — the basic components of Tiramisu cake.

Next we synthesised antimatter in Kiev. We catalysed nuclear reaction of heating and scattered some stars of distant galaxies of a rapidly expanding Universe far beyond the safe-zone permit space 16×9.

Boom! Proxima Centauri of Ukrainian TV — «Danissimo Tiramisu» video.